If wearing the wool from the aborted fetus of a sheep on your head seems stylish then your possibly also interested in the possibility of whole chicken in a can. Quite possibly one of the nastiest things I have seen in a while, it looks like hell in a can and some people were brave enough to sample it. I also discovered a way to anally rape a chicken on the bbq with a beer can in the name of food, which will haunt me for a while. Im currently on the train down to Århus, the Swedish one, for a wedding which will include a guided tour of the Absolut factory! Any other country in Europe this would be greeted with merriment and the thoughts of free tastings but this being Sweden, well lets say unlikely.. due to a small group of retarded people in Sweden who can’t enjoy alcohol responsibly we are all treated as children and unable to buy a bottle of wine on a Sunday.

Well miracles do happen it seems these days, not only does the face of baby jesus appear in a fried potato but I go up 11 places in King Magazines 100 most powerful people in fashion thanks to making this seasons key accessory - sausages. Yes the humble banger is THE accessory in menswear this season. As pointed out by a number of peers 69 is an interesting number to be associated with especially when its a mens magazine. If that wasn’t enough to put you off your dinner then check out some of the most gruesome comfort foods guaranteed to destroy any hope of getting into a pair of slim jeans - THIS IS WHY YOU ARE FAT. Supposedly there’s a book coming out of tasty treats. I discovered TwobobTV this week, has its moments, the only food related film I can find relates to Chef Ramsey . The Fox just sent me this link, a tasty little dance number from France.